Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Horny Haircut

My new barber shop is local. That means they are £6 cheaper than in the City. But that's not why I go.

My new barber shop is local. That means I can go whenever I want. Before leaving for work, on my way home, Saturday or Sunday. In fact, I prefer to go early Saturday morning. But that's not why I go.

My new barber offers a shave service. But I don't go for that reason.

My new barber offers eyebrow trimming, ear fuzz burning (I've even seen them wax hairy inside ears) and nose hair trims. I don't need that (though sometimes they do trim my brows).But I don't go for that reason.

I go because they the barbers tend to be younger Turkish gentlemen. Slim, olive skinned, dark haired, and fairly hairy. Their pants are on view under their jeans, and when they stretch their shirts rise to reveal a line of dark hair reaching up to their naval.

Often you see down the front of their shirts, their hairy dark nipples, their dark, soft armpits revealed under arm...

My goodness, I come home horny.

No wonder my hair is so currently so short and I'm getting it maintained every 3 or so weeks...!

1 comment:

liminalD said...

You dirty perv ;)

(I'd totally be doing the same)

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