There's a fine line between love and hate.
There's also a fine line between putting up your Christmas decorations too early, or not. Too early is for chavs.
Attitude Magazine have put out their baubles. This December's edition is their Sex Issue. I mean, as if there's time for that in between all the home crafts/cooking/festivities.
Flicking through the pages I see I'm mentioned (well indirectly). In the "On Porn" section I see there's an interview with the flatmate of an ex-boyfriend of mine (3 weeks, and that was over Christmas and he was French too). And there's another interview (also in the "On Porn" section) with someone I've had sex with.
gods, I must have been hot.
Compare this with the feckless, the vain and the ineffective, showing here.
Fortunately I've not had sex with any of them. But I hear say there are probably only 6 degrees of separation between us (Stockard Channing blows people away, you know).
Anyway, back to when it's acceptable to put up the Christmas decorations.
Well, you tell me - then I'll tell you. When is it acceptable to put up the Christmas decorations?