This was a birthday gift from my 2-year old nephew and 6-month year old niece.
Alas, they seem to have inherited their father's aptitude for giving awful gifts.
I told my brother at Christmas that we didn't need any presents - just to send us some photos (they struggle to make ends meet). If my brother sends me a cheque for birthdays for a beer it goes uncashed.
One Christmas his presents went into the bin even before the wrapping (our Surrey Quays' Christmas).
A pen. I can see why. The thought is definitely there, but the execution...
One for the charity shop perhaps.